Tito Manong Driver

Field profile

Not actually a relative. Drove the family for fifteen years and is now permanently tito by adoption. Knows more family secrets than anyone with actual blood ties.

Known behaviors

Has quietly witnessed every argument that happened in the back seat.
Knows which relative to avoid on which route and why.
Waves off 'salamat po, tito' with a modest 'trabaho lang, sir.'

Natural habitat

The driver's seat, the covered garage, and, by now, his own reserved plate at every family gathering.

Signature phrase, on record

“Alam ko na 'yan, sir.”

Case notes

No blood, no paperwork, but fifteen years of school runs, hospital trips, and eavesdropped phone calls make him more embedded in the family than half the cousins. He has heard everything and, like the best of them, tells nothing. The family that started out as his employer became simply his family. When people say tita and tito go beyond blood, this is exactly the file they mean.

Engagement protocol, for field use

01Whatever was said in the back seat stays with him. Extend him the same courtesy.
02Greet him first at the party. He was family before some of the actual family was.
03Do not attempt to pay him for favors done off the clock. It insults the whole arrangement.

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