Subject intake

What kind of tita or tito are you?

The archive holds 27 known archetypes. One of them is you. This assessment will determine which file gets your name on it.

Open your own file

10 questions, drawn fresh from the case files every time. Answer honestly, the archive can tell when you’re performing humility. At the end, you get a File number. There is no appeal process, but retakes get a different interview.

Assessment methodology

How the archive profiles you

The assessment walks you through eight everyday situations: the reunion buffet line, the family group chat at 6am, the moment the videoke machine boots up. Each answer quietly scores you against the known behaviors of every file in the archive, from the loving ones to the chaotic ones to the ones we do not discuss in front of the subject. No answer is wrong. Some answers are simply more Marites than others.

At the end you get a File number, the archetype whose field profile matches yours most closely, plus a shareable result card for the group chat. The archive currently recognizes 27 archetypes across titas, titos, nanays, and the honorary ones with no blood relation at all, so the verdict has real range. You can browse every possible result in the Archive before or after your interrogation.

Frequently contested findings

Can I be more than one file?: Field evidence says yes. Most subjects present as one archetype in public and a second one inside the family group chat. The assessment names your dominant file; the others remain open investigations.
I got a result I refuse to accept. What now?: Denial is itself documented tita behavior. You may retake the assessment as many times as you like, but be advised the archive keeps no record, and your cousins will believe the first screenshot.
Do I have to be an actual aunt or uncle?: Not at all. As documented in The Tita Phenomenon, the title goes far beyond blood. If you have ever given unsolicited advice at a party or packed food for a guest to take home, the archive already has a folder started on you.