Subject designation
Tito Fix-It
Field profile
Owns every tool imaginable. Will attempt to repair anything before calling a professional, sometimes successfully.
Known behaviors
- Owns a specific tool for a job that comes up once a decade.
- Tries to fix it himself first, out of principle, not thrift.
- Keeps the 'baka magamit' drawer of screws and mystery parts.
Natural habitat
The garage, the hardware store on a Saturday, and under your sink the moment you mention it is leaking.
Signature phrase, on record
“Kaya ko 'to, wag ka mag-alala.”
Case notes
Calling a professional feels, to him, like a small personal defeat, so the electric fan gets three repair attempts before anyone is allowed to buy a new one. The success rate is genuinely decent. What he is really offering is usefulness, a way to show love through labor rather than words. Hand him the broken thing and hover with a drink. The repair is the visit, and the visit was the whole point.
Engagement protocol, for field use
- 01Report the broken item, then step back. Hovering with opinions voids the service.
- 02Provide a cold drink and an audience. These are the actual service fees.
- 03Wait three failed attempts before suggesting a professional, and phrase it as his idea.
Field verification